Welcum


DISCLAIMER:
I'm not retarded.
I just have special needs.

FUCK SHIT UP. RUN WITH SCISSORS. PLAY WITH FIRE. BITE PEOPLE. HAIL SATAN. FUCK BITCHES. GET MONEY. BREAK MIRRORS. CUT YOURSELF. EAT TIDE PODS. SHOWER DAILEY. USE DRUGS. DRINK LIQUOR. BEAT WHORES. POP A MOLLY. DROP ACID. SNIFF GLUE. BLOW CLOUDS. SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY. SUCK A DICK. LICK PUSSY. HIT IT RAW. GET ABORTIONS. SHAKE BABIES. KICK CHILDREN. SAVE YOUR MONEY. ROB BANKS. SHOOT COPS. GO TO PRISON. STEAL FROM PEOPLE. TALK TO STRANGERS. ORDER PIZZA. START FIGHTS. LOOK BOTH WAYS. DRIVE FAST. CRASH CARS. DO THE HOKEY POKEY. LIGHT SHIT ON FIRE. BURN IT DOWN. STOP DROP AND ROLL. END GUN VIOLENCE. BAKE COOKIES. BURN THE BIBLE. SWEAR TO GOD. LIE UNDER OATH. WATCH PORN. HACK COMPUTERS. BREAK THE INTERNET. WIN THE LOTTERY. GO TO THERAPY. TAKE YOUR MEDS. ASSASSINATE POLITICIANS. POISON YOUR ENEMIES. DONATE TO CHARITY. BITE YOUR NAILS. LIE TO PEOPLE. KISS A FROG. RIDE A HORSE. FEED THE HOMELESS. PISS IN PUBLIC. SLAP A HOE. STAB A BITCH. LAUGH AT RETARDS. LIVE FAST. DIE YOUNG. REGRET NOTHING.

Never work
always play
lets use drugs
every fuckin day!

fuck me til i die.

lets practice self love together
the best way we know how

lets get so fucking high
all the way up to the sky

and we will fuck each others holes out
till they're blown out and we die

and then wake up and
do it again with someone else

if you love
someone
let them go

if they come
back
just be yourself

he will be gone
again
in like... 3 days


haiku corner

cash machine bling bling
pretending to not be poor
is that desperate?

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